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Illwillpress is the home of Neurotically Yours, an 18+ cartoon series by Jonathan Ian Mathers, started in 2002 and continuing to this day. Most of the series centers around the perpetually angry squirrel Foamy and his owner Germaine, with some episodes or miniseries centering around other characters, such as Minion's Quest and Dia and Tofu, which Mathers is integrating into the main storyline with the other characters, rather than continuing to have separate series for.

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Foamy the Squirrel
Everyone's favorite foulmouthed, green-eyed gray squirrel, Foamy unleashes his opinion on anyone he can get to listen to him, regardless of whether or not they want his advice. Most of his dialogue consists of ranting, insults or observations about the world around him, mostly concerning humanity and all the flaws he sees in it. He is fond of New York City, but now lives in Conneticut due to his owner being unable to afford living in the city. He is famous for his Squirrely Wrath and being the leader of his own cult, the Cult of Foamy, mostly consisting of cards and cardboard cutouts. Despite his apparent hatred for humanity, he lives with goth chick Germaine, his owner, and seems to have had a series of owners before, who it has been suggested were sacrificed in the name of his cult, their brains combined with discarded automatons to create a robot army to enforce his infallible logic.

Germaine
Voiced by Dawn Bennett, Germaine is Foamy's owner. She is a struggling poet who hates the steryotypes placed on her, whether they're for how she dresses, her gender, race, or any other reason someone places a label on her. She is a loner, even among other society rejects like herself, choosing to spend most of her time by herself working on her poetry. She hates being seen as a sexual object, wanting to be seen for her ideas and who she is rather than for how big her breasts are. She has taken up work as a model for art students, and enjoys being appreciated on an artistic level rather than merely as a sex object.

Pilz-E the Squirrel
Look up pill-popper in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of this guy. Addicted to each and every form of medication you can possibly get your hands on, he is constantly tweaked out on sedatives, behavioral adjustment medications and a myriad of other drugs he doesn't really need, but takes anyway because they have been prescribed to him by shady doctors looking to make a buck. He constantly hallucinates, and anytime he opens his mouth to do anything other than swallow more pills, he's going to be spewing out nonsensical chattering that makes sense to no one but his own warped, utterly destroyed psyche. He cannot understand anything normal, seeing everyday situations or things as terrifying, and always ready with another excuse to have more pills added to his daily regime.

Begley the Squirrel
Begley comes to us from across the pond, constantly reminding everyone around him of that with his accents and terminology, always seeming surprised or disgusted at the general behavior and such of Americans, including his friends. The only reason he came to America was by accident, having been brought over when hiding in a suitcase belonging to the Pizza Dude, being in hiding in the first place because of an attempted assault on the Queen with a Royal Guard's hat for her being 'a wanker'. He became friends with Foamy and Germaine after being brought to America by mistake, always ready to point out how weird, silly or stupid Americans are.

The Hatter
Always angry, always crazy, and always ready to put down 'them silly white folk', the Hatter is just as crazy as his name would imply. Racist to the core, he blames white people for everything wrong in the world, including his own status in life, pointing towards a 'white conspiracy' as the cause for all misfortune that befalls him. He refused to move away from New York, instead residing with his new owner, who has yet to be introduced. Besides being a walking steryotype, he also shows quite a lot of creativity when it comes to insulting other races, capable of coming up with incredibly lengthy, verbose, drawn-out derogitory terms for anyone at the drop of a hat.

Anchovie (The Pizza Dude)
So called because the smell of anchovies follows him everywhere, Anchovie has an unhealthy obsession with Germaine that prompted him to leave his home in England, where he was failing at every pizza delivery job he got, after seeing her picture on FaceNook. He has stalked her for ages, trying to earn her affections, with only injuries and depleted funds to show for it. While he has displayed a more romantic side at times, overall he seems to only view her the one way she hates above all else - as a sex object, giving her gifts such as edible underwear, fuzzy handcuffs, and very revealing lingerie.

Franklin, the StarShmucks Barista
Trying and failing to stay in the closet, Franklin has stated his dislike for his job multiple times, calling it hell and claiming that he is going to quit as soon as he finds a husband. While he talks about hating his job, he seems to have a great deal of love for the company itself, having gone to Barista college in order to work there and singing it's praises, regardless of it's high prices. His dream is to one day open his own gay-themed coffee house when he finds his soul mate...or at least a sugar daddy to leech money off of.

Roswell the Dog
Roswell is a former shelter dog adopted by his owner Jack, he mostly is disgusted with his owner's obsession with the paranormal, being skeptical of all the UFO, bigfoot and ghost hunting his owner does. The only thing he believes in is Foamy, having many theories (at least a few of which appear to be true) involving the squirrel. He has compiled a rather impressive list of evidence concerning Foamy, and is continuing to try and hunt down more to prove his point to everyone, despite the fact that no one believes him, not even his UFO-chasing owner.

Jack Partfine
Roswell's owner, Jack is a paranormal investigator who moved out of New York due to, like Germaine's case, financial problems, along with the fact that it wasn't all that likely that he'd see bigfoot in the city. He adopted Roswell out of the belief that having a dog's superior senses around would help him track down proof of his paranormal beliefs, but Roswell has proved to be a skeptic and almost completely useless towards that end. Despite these and other setbacks, he refuses to give up his search for 'the truth'.